Mindhunters

This movie doesn't stink. It doesn't rule either, but it was enjoyable. It's a film about a group of FBI profilers who get sent to an island on the east coast of the US for training.

It's got some names in it. LLCoolJ being the biggest one. Jonny Lee Miller (Hackers, Trainspotting). Christian Slater. Val Kilmer. Oh, and that lady who plays Anukh-su-namoon (or however the hell you spell it).

The plot is reasonably predictable and the methods of death are suitably graphic. I have to confess that I've never seen anybody melt from the inside out. That's the one thing that really sticks out in my recollection... oh, that and Val Kilmer's puppet routine.

On the a scale of corn cobs, 5 being not so corny and 1 being so corny that you should think about changing your diet (so sayeth your proctologist) I would give this about a 2. It's exciting, but nothing that I'd want to own. The paranoia, while integral to the story and understandable, really does get old.

-El Presidente